Gay Scout Merit Badge for
Recruiting Mormon Boys
(Elder Rockwell, left, with Bibles in hand, and I can't remember the shorter boy's name.)
As part of my responsibility as a gay liberation activist, I believe in recruiting new members to the tribe, so I struck up a conversation with them. I asked the boys if I could recruit them into the homosexual lifestyle. They laughed and I snapped their photos. Regular Chatty Cathys, they were, replying to my prying questions.
th Street BART plaza and hails from Alberta, Canada.
My final success at getting them to laugh came when I said they were way way way too young to be addressed as Elder Whatever. "You should call me Elder Michael," I said. "I'll look for you boys at BART plaza and make sure San Francisco is treating you good."
Longtime readers of this blog may recall my first and second 2007 attempts to recruit this Mormon boy, Elder Adams:
And don't forget about my 2008 effort with this Mormon boy, while riding the 22 Fillmore bus:
I believe the public record shows I have performed admirably in my effort to win a Gay Scout Merit Badge for Recruiting Mormon Boys, don't you?