Petrelis Files

A Very Important American & His Mag Proudly Stand by Dubya!

Goodness gracious, after much searching for at least one independent U.S. citizen who isn't abandoning our Commander in Chief this election, I've found him. None other than Alfred E. Newman, who is not only staying the course in supporting Dubya, his influential magazine devotes its November cover to him.

In honor of Mr. Newman's loyalty, let's give Miss Tammy Wynette's classic country tune "Stand by Your Man" a spin on the ol' record player:

Sometimes its hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand
But if you love him you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a man
Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man
And tell the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man
Stand by your man
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man