Petrelis Files

SF Chronicle:
Golden Showers for Straight Jocks

Last weekend was the annual Bay to Breakers race across the city, and, per the usual custom, a few kinky things happened along the way, as evidenced by the photo. The Chronicle on Wednesday reported the dearth of porta-potties for the runners and how lots of men, and women too, were taking a leak wherever they could along the route. This was the only photo accompanying the story. So how do I know these boys are straight jocks? Just an educated guess really, but, I'm convinced if they were gay and engaging in wet and golden activity on the street, the Chronicle would make sure readers knew their sexual orientation.